Statusuri amuzante in engleza pentru Messenger Yahoo si Facebook

Put a person in authority, and you will know who they truly are.

Hate. There s too much of it, and yet I m the main supplier.

A problem is merely opportunity disguised.

If you re gonna be 2 faced, then at least make 1 of them pretty

Wow, whats that smell? It smells like butt. Oh yeah, its your breath!

Roses are red, violets are blue, fools like you, are very few!

To catch me u gotta be fast,to find me u gotta be smart, but to be me… HA u must be kidding!

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there s a 90% probability you ll get it wrong.

You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall …is in love with me

Real life is just so unlike theory.

A day without sunshine is like night

Life doesn t imitate art, it imitates bad television.

No task is easy at the start.