Statusuri amuzante pentru mess - Texte in engleza pentru mess

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

They ve got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I may be thirty, but I will always be flirty.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

There is an exception to every rule, except this one.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

An egotist is a person more interested in himself than in me.

A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

A good life is like toilet paper ... Long and useful.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.

Remember the half the people you know are below average.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
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