Statusuri pentru Messenger in engleza - Texte amuzante pentru status

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

It s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Reality is a crutch for people who can t handle drugs.

If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

I am in my own little world but it s okay they know me here.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Smile, it s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

If you can t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

People who say you can t buy happiness just don t know where to shop.

I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Where there’s a will… I want to be on it.